One day, a very geeky, dorky, nerdy kid named Joe delivered a pizza to somebody's humble abode. He knocked on the door and a strange old man answered from somewhere inside. His voice was very raspy and nearly indiscernable but Joe could barely make out the words "Come on in but don't step on the rug, it's been rigged."
What happens next?? You decide. Continue my story.
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Since he was no geeky, nerdy, and dorky, he stepped on the rug anyways, and was immediately bombarded with a barrage of...
that is to say "so geeky, etc, etc"
Then the old man ambushed him and started to hit him on the head with his steel cane. A huge bump stated to grow on his head. It kept growing and growing until the the old man got tired and passed out.
That doesn't make any sense at all. Who has the bump? The old man? That's weird.
Logicly the boy's head but I can see how you wouldn't understand it.
The pizza man left his pizza on the kitchen table. The old man paid him and the boy left gleefully because he had received a generous tip.
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For some reason I don't think this is quite what the "Pizza Man" delivery boy person had in mind...
Hmmm, let's see...
Joe, the pizza delivery boy cautiously opened the door. He tried to avoid stepping on the old green rug spread out in front of him, but since it was rather large and covered a good portion of the floor, this was rather difficult to accomplish, especially with a pizza in his hand. He set his right foot down on the hardwood floor to the right of the rug and gingerly picked up his left foot when all of the sudden...
Being the clumsy blockhead he was the Pizza boy maneuvered around the carpe... um, rug, tripped on a broom and dropped the pizza on the rug which then opened to an under-world miles below, which, if Joe had stepped on the carpet, would have been his doom. "Good gravy!" exclaimed Joe. "See now?! What'd I tell ya'. Now I've got no pizza and you ain't got no tip." Blasted the geezer.
Since he couldn't step on the rug, he unloaded his pizza, piece by piece, carefully using them to safely cross the carpet.
This doesn't seem to be working out right.
Are you kidding? This is totally right! These kind of things make a blog interesting. That is why no one likes my blog... it's too boring! I need more interactive blogging material! Either that, or I just need to admit I'm boring and get over it.
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I think Joe was heading for the neverending story tipe of thing.
One day, a very geeky, dorky, nerdy kid named Joe delivered a pizza to somebody's humble abode. He knocked on the door and a strange old man answered from somewhere inside. His voice was very raspy and nearly indiscernable but Joe could barely make out the words "Come on in but don't step on the rug, it's been rigged."
Joe, the pizza delivery boy cautiously opened the door. He tried to avoid stepping on the old green rug spread out in front of him, but since it was rather large and covered a good portion of the floor, this was rather difficult to accomplish, especially with a pizza in his hand. He set his right foot down on the hardwood floor to the right of the rug and gingerly picked up his left foot when all of the sudden...
Being the clumsy blockhead he was the Pizza boy maneuvered around the carpe... um, rug, tripped on a broom and dropped the pizza on the rug which then opened to an under-world miles below, which, if Joe had stepped on the carpet, would have been his doom. "Good gravy!" exclaimed Joe. "See now?! What'd I tell ya'. Now I've got no pizza and you ain't got no tip." Blasted the geezer.
"This doesn't seem to be working out right." said Joe.
Are you kidding? This is totally right!
"I got you right where I want you" teased the old man. "Can you make pizza or just deliver it? I'm lookin' for a cook and I'm tired of waitin' for some fool delivery boy to get to my door!"
Mom, I think you killed it.
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