Tuesday, December 11, 2007



Friday, November 02, 2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

How Not to Elude Police

Suv's don't work to well for getaways.

Monday, July 30, 2007

So True!

Which 24 Character Are You?

You are Jack Bauer. You are an aggressive and heroic figure. You think
rules are only for kids, and try to break them at least once everyday (or
hour). You like to get help from others especially your best friends. To
complete a task, you are willing to do whatever it takes - be it the right
way or the wrong one. Also, you could totally kick Chuck Norris' rump.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

I always knew it

Which Action Hero Are You?

You are MacGyver. Ingenuity is your game. Don't leave home without your sundry office supplies: rubber bands, paper clips, and the like. Life and death situations are your forte, but you may be getting too old for it. In today's eyes you're an old legend, but your first season mullet will always be remembered.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

Monday, July 09, 2007

goody goody

JOE IS ALIIIIIVE!!! My blog is dying though. Here is something good though

this is good

Friday, May 04, 2007


I win! I got my GED!

Now what do I do?

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Rude Dude.

Is it just me, or do all the rude drivers come out this time of year? I go around a truck parked on the side of the road and somebody coming the other direction beeps at me. I didn't even touch the center line. People don't move over to let you into traffic, they are always giving you dirty looks for no apparent reason, and even people walking on the side of the road are telling us to slow down when we're going 20 mph. Come on now, the road isn't meant for people to walk on anyway, it's meant for cars to drive on, so don't say "slow down" when you're the one walking in the road when you aren't supposed to.

All done, I feel better now.

GED (I hope)

Today I finished taking the GED test. I think I will fail. I probably got a total score of 29. Now I will have to take it all over again in like, three months. It should take from 3 to 6 weeks to get my results back.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


I'm the Cheat. Probably because I always cheat at everything I do.


Yeah, it had a link to the site but it's not posting properly.

Which Homestar Runner character are you?

this quiz was made by jurjyfrort

Friday, March 09, 2007


I am all alive and am actually able to articulate. Nothing blogworthy has happened to me recently so don't be angry with me for failing to post in over a month. kdgdbliuyfdasulifdkbcdvbalgl. That is an alein language I just learned. I bet you don't know what it says.

Thursday, February 01, 2007


My bloggie is now 50 posts old!!! I think I deserve some kind of medal for that. Or at least a promotion to... Semi-Cool Blogger status. My mom is a General in the blogger army. She's got like, 50,000,000,000 posts.

Yeah, so... now we need to throw a party and break open the keg (only kidding, I've never even seen a real keg) and General Mom can promote me in a very ceremonious ceremony. YAY!

Monday, January 22, 2007


On saturday I went snowboarding at Bristol Mountain. it was fun. Brian went too. We went on the hill and I fell down a lot. I went snowboarding only once before.

Josiah Teal -5 1/2 yrs.

Yeah. That sounds pretty good. So I'm really not very good at snowboarding yet and I did fall a lot. I have lots of aches and pains right now that keep reminding me of that. I need to go again so I can get more skilled but it isn't the cheapest hobby in the world, unfortunately.

Yeah so... that's another post.

P.S. I knocked a little kid down.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Urgent Mission pt.1

Yeah so... this is a new post.

Recently, my friend from the CIA called and told me that he worked for the CIA and that he needed me to go to Clifford Ave. in Rochester because he had reason to believe that there was some kind of sinister plot unfolding that could put the whole world in danger. Unfortunately for him somebody overheard him tell me that he worked for the CIA and he was promptly taken to a maximum security prison in the Mojave desert. Now evidently, my friend somehow knew that I did recon and sting operations for the Delta Force when I was just a lad, and that was semi-creepy. Anywho, I went to the location he had disclosed to me (why he chose Clifford Ave. I'll never know) and located a fellow who was waiting for me. He showed me to a secret lair, underground where I was absolutely astonished to find my brother Jim typing on a computer. Now, as it turns out, my brother was evidently part of a secret organization known as the BPF or the Bad People Finders, and they had a job for me.