Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Interview with the Empire

Today I have a job interview at a gas station convenient store in Sodus. I think Joe Slocum may end up working there too and if we are working the same shift on the same day's that will be fun. Then we can talk and joke and make pointless conversation about nothing and when the bad guys come in to steal the money we can laugh in their faces and tackle them to the ground. I think we should enact fake robbery attempts just so that we can get it on the video surveillance cameras. After that, we can put a TV on the front counter with a sign that says "Thinking of robbing the store? Press play!" and then they will press play and it will show them all the footage of us tackling bad guys.

Yeah, that will be fun.

4 comments:

Martha said...

Please get the permission of management before putting any hair-brained scemes into action. The Route 31 Motel is not a nice place to stay.

Joe Fool said...

Route 31 motel? I know about the permission part, this post was supposed to be funny-ish, not serious.

Martha said...

I know it was not serious. (I'm your mom, remember?) The Route 31 Motel is the county jail.

Bethany said...

Hey, Joe gat a job thar and he had to work from 6pm till who knows when and then go to work at the CK so he got no sleep last night! Bwh-ha-ha-ha!