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http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7552180?MSNHPHCP>1=10734

Haha funny, yes? no? maybe? call me back!

Mean old lady!

How Not to Elude Police

Suv's don't work to well for getaways.

So True!

Which 24 Character Are You?
	You are Jack Bauer. You are an aggressive and heroic figure. You think rules are only for kids, and try to break them at least once everyday (or hour). You like to get help from others especially your best friends. To complete a task, you are willing to do whatever it takes - be it the right way or the wrong one. Also, you could totally kick Chuck Norris' rump.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

I always knew it

Which Action Hero Are You?
	You are MacGyver. Ingenuity is your game. Don't leave home without your sundry office supplies: rubber bands, paper clips, and the like. Life and death situations are your forte, but you may be getting too old for it. In today's eyes you're an old legend, but your first season mullet will always be remembered.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

goody goody

JOE IS ALIIIIIVE!!! My blog is dying though. Here is something good though

this is good

hello

I win! I got my GED!


Now what do I do?

Rude Dude.

Is it just me, or do all the rude drivers come out this time of year? I go around a truck parked on the side of the road and somebody coming the other direction beeps at me. I didn't even touch the center line. People don't move over to let you into traffic, they are always giving you dirty looks for no apparent reason, and even people walking on the side of the road are telling us to slow down when we're going 20 mph. Come on now, the road isn't meant for people to walk on anyway, it's meant for cars to drive on, so don't say "slow down" when you're the one walking in the road when you aren't supposed to.

All done, I feel better now.

GED (I hope)

Today I finished taking the GED test. I think I will fail. I probably got a total score of 29. Now I will have to take it all over again in like, three months. It should take from 3 to 6 weeks to get my results back.

Cheat

I'm the Cheat. Probably because I always cheat at everything I do.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!



Yeah, it had a link to the site but it's not posting properly.





Which Homestar Runner character are you?

this quiz was made by jurjyfrort

NEW POST HOORAY!!

I am all alive and am actually able to articulate. Nothing blogworthy has happened to me recently so don't be angry with me for failing to post in over a month. kdgdbliuyfdasulifdkbcdvbalgl. That is an alein language I just learned. I bet you don't know what it says.

CELEBRATE!

My bloggie is now 50 posts old!!! I think I deserve some kind of medal for that. Or at least a promotion to... Semi-Cool Blogger status. My mom is a General in the blogger army. She's got like, 50,000,000,000 posts.

Yeah, so... now we need to throw a party and break open the keg (only kidding, I've never even seen a real keg) and General Mom can promote me in a very ceremonious ceremony. YAY!

bowSnoarding

On saturday I went snowboarding at Bristol Mountain. it was fun. Brian went too. We went on the hill and I fell down a lot. I went snowboarding only once before.

Josiah Teal -5 1/2 yrs.

Yeah. That sounds pretty good. So I'm really not very good at snowboarding yet and I did fall a lot. I have lots of aches and pains right now that keep reminding me of that. I need to go again so I can get more skilled but it isn't the cheapest hobby in the world, unfortunately.

Yeah so... that's another post.


P.S. I knocked a little kid down.

Urgent Mission pt.1

Yeah so... this is a new post.

Recently, my friend from the CIA called and told me that he worked for the CIA and that he needed me to go to Clifford Ave. in Rochester because he had reason to believe that there was some kind of sinister plot unfolding that could put the whole world in danger. Unfortunately for him somebody overheard him tell me that he worked for the CIA and he was promptly taken to a maximum security prison in the Mojave desert. Now evidently, my friend somehow knew that I did recon and sting operations for the Delta Force when I was just a lad, and that was semi-creepy. Anywho, I went to the location he had disclosed to me (why he chose Clifford Ave. I'll never know) and located a fellow who was waiting for me. He showed me to a secret lair, underground where I was absolutely astonished to find my brother Jim typing on a computer. Now, as it turns out, my brother was evidently part of a secret organization known as the BPF or the Bad People Finders, and they had a job for me.

YAHOO!

Poaching Redifined

On thursday, Dec. 28, Jim showed me a short movie clip from Nat. Geographic about poachers and poacher patrol and found out some startling information about the Poacher Patrol.

The clip shows the group of poacher patrollers (goodguys, right?) in South America, as they look for signs of poachers that cut down the trees. The Patrol does not want the trees to be cut down because the rain will begin to wash away the soil in the places where the trees have been taken. Eventually they hear the sound of a distant chainsaw and begin to creep up on the wicked people who cut down poor defenseless trees. Moving when the chainsaw is running (or so they think) in order to cover the sound of thier approach, the patrol finally falls upon a group of local farmers and promptly slaps hand cuffs on every one of them. One officer then hands one of them a GPS Navigator and explains to him that it is a lie detector (a lie, ironically). The farming tree poacher then has to answer the officers questions regarding the location of his rebel lumber yard and such. The heroic poacher patrollers also find out that the farmers are using the wood to build some much needed..., I think it had something to do with the storage of crops or something that the farmers really needed.
Once at the secret lumber yard, wich is filled with beautiful South American lumber, the heroic patrollers proceed to torch every square inch of lumber that they can find in the name of preserving the environment.

Does this make any sense at all?? That leaves another spot of barren land to get washed away by the rain, it also makes it so that the farmers (not poachers, that's just dumb) have to cut down more trees somewhere else and, these biologists (that's what some of these patrollers were) aren't doing much to curb "global warming" now, are they? I think they were just being jerks.

It makes me think differently about poachers. Poor, helpless poachers.

High Speed Chase on 104

On Friday Dec. 15, 2006, at approximately 4:15 pm. I was at work cooking haddock when a NYS Police Trooper pulled in the parking lot. Of course this wasn't very unusual by itself, however, Mr Trooper stepped out of his patrol car and began talking with a man in a white sedan, which was slightly more unusaul. Soon I was distracted from being distracted by the police officer, and began to focus on cooking food (a good thing I suppose). About 1 minute later Brianna came rushing in from the dining room screaming something about a car hitting a tree. I looked up and saw that the white sedan and the police car wre gone and in place of them were tire tracks leading from the parking lot and into the lawn and over a small tree. The tracks continued over the lawn and then disappeared onto 104. I knew then that there was a high speed chase underway that would most likely end in an accident. About every three minutes a police vehicle would go flying by the restaurant eastward after the vehicle. I later learned that the chase had ended about 2-3 miles from orbakers right near Reed Eye Center in sodus. From what I could gather the white car had sideswiped a couple other vehicles before flying over the edge of the road and over some nasty bumps. Joel informed me today that he learned from the Wayne County Times that the car had been stolen in webster. I still haven't been able to find any articles about it on the internet site.

THE END

ranting

I think it's kind of embarrassing knowing that all my stupid ranting is on the internet. Okay, I really don't have anything to say. I am only doing this so that my blog won't die. Please don't die blog, don't die on me, I love you! Stay with me blog come on, stay awake. No, don't go to sleep, that could be bad. You might never wake up. This is what I mean by ranting. Well, it looks as if the librarians are turning all the computers off. Time to go.

Any good ideas?

Hello everyone! This is a new post, isn't it exciting? I canever think of anything cool to write about. I need some inspiration. Or do you just write about how you stub your toe or bite your tongue?

Okay, so yesterday I made $37.50 in tips for delivering pizzas! Isn't that great? Oh yeah, I am getting pretty tired of my jobs. I want to do something else now. Any good ideas?

no thing

Nothing truly postworthy has happened to me in the past few days. Nothing that I can think of anyway.

By the way, those letters in the title of that other post were all command keys (I think that's what they are called).

yuiopasfzxcvbn

ah-da ah-da-da-poo-bu-da ah-da ah-da-da-poo-bu-da ah-da ah-da-da-poo-bu-da
ah-da-poo-bu-da!

I did that because I forgot what to write about.

Today at work, I got yelled at for someone elses laziness in front of everyone. I hate it when that happens.

Trivia: What do all the letters in the title have in common (aside from them all being lowercase)?