Monday, April 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Writing
I want to post something new and exciting but i cant.
Oh! Lately I am attempting to go to work writing some sci-fi/fantasy-ish stories that will utterly astound and amaze even the most hardened critic. I have finished the outline for one story and have begun working on several others. It takes a lot of work really, but with a good bit of patience and a clear head (and those things can be hard to come by these days) I should be able to make some pretty interesting and unusaul stories of such uniqueness that publishing companies will be begging me to give them the honor of publishing my work. Of course I will demand a large payment up front as well as massive royalties from my works and I will be rich and powerful and I will but off the world.
Why do I always get sidetacted? This post started out serious but got goofy. Why do I allow that to happen?
Ok, so not only do I have to think of unique concepts for my stories, I also have to finish an amazing outline and then I have to fill in the blanks with dialogue and descriptions of things. It is not easy, but it may end up being fun and well worth it.
But when all is said and done, what good does it do?
Oh! Lately I am attempting to go to work writing some sci-fi/fantasy-ish stories that will utterly astound and amaze even the most hardened critic. I have finished the outline for one story and have begun working on several others. It takes a lot of work really, but with a good bit of patience and a clear head (and those things can be hard to come by these days) I should be able to make some pretty interesting and unusaul stories of such uniqueness that publishing companies will be begging me to give them the honor of publishing my work. Of course I will demand a large payment up front as well as massive royalties from my works and I will be rich and powerful and I will but off the world.
Why do I always get sidetacted? This post started out serious but got goofy. Why do I allow that to happen?
Ok, so not only do I have to think of unique concepts for my stories, I also have to finish an amazing outline and then I have to fill in the blanks with dialogue and descriptions of things. It is not easy, but it may end up being fun and well worth it.
But when all is said and done, what good does it do?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Nothing interesting.
Today is a cloudy day. The clouds are in the sky and it is very cloudy because of that fact. The clouds are clouding up the cloudiness....
Yeah so anywho, Today I have nothing to do but sit at the library and write some blogginess. But I really can't figure out what to discuss today, so before I ruin my stellar reputation of being cool, I will end this pointless post.
Or I could rite a shourt storie.
Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a little dwarf who dreamed of becoming a brave warrior. But then he lost his family inheritance in a very bad bet agaist some very bad people and was forced to live out the rest of his days in slave labor to pay off his debts and his dream never came true.
THE END
Yeah so anywho, Today I have nothing to do but sit at the library and write some blogginess. But I really can't figure out what to discuss today, so before I ruin my stellar reputation of being cool, I will end this pointless post.
Or I could rite a shourt storie.
Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a little dwarf who dreamed of becoming a brave warrior. But then he lost his family inheritance in a very bad bet agaist some very bad people and was forced to live out the rest of his days in slave labor to pay off his debts and his dream never came true.
THE END
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Interview with the Empire
Today I have a job interview at a gas station convenient store in Sodus. I think Joe Slocum may end up working there too and if we are working the same shift on the same day's that will be fun. Then we can talk and joke and make pointless conversation about nothing and when the bad guys come in to steal the money we can laugh in their faces and tackle them to the ground. I think we should enact fake robbery attempts just so that we can get it on the video surveillance cameras. After that, we can put a TV on the front counter with a sign that says "Thinking of robbing the store? Press play!" and then they will press play and it will show them all the footage of us tackling bad guys.
Yeah, that will be fun.
Yeah, that will be fun.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Hidie ho everybody!
Hidie ho everybody!
I think my life is a lesson to all of you who want to do great thing in life. Learn from me for I should know. My great prosperity does not come from family fortune, or wealthy friends, but from my own sheer will. all you need to do to achieve great renown is just act like me and the wealth you have always dreamed of having will come flowing in upon you like water out of the shower head. All you need to do is give me all of your money! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think my life is a lesson to all of you who want to do great thing in life. Learn from me for I should know. My great prosperity does not come from family fortune, or wealthy friends, but from my own sheer will. all you need to do to achieve great renown is just act like me and the wealth you have always dreamed of having will come flowing in upon you like water out of the shower head. All you need to do is give me all of your money! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Friday, February 29, 2008
Woopie!
Hi everybody! How is your exsistance coming along? Mine is too boring for you to even begin to comprehend. All I do all day is lie in bed and wonder how I can make some money. Lately I have been thinking about swindling old ladies out of their meager pay. Isn't that evil? I doubt anybody will ever read this post because I have been away from cyberville for so long that I believe everybody who, in the past were my devoted fans have now gone off to seek their fortunes elswhere. Ramble ramble ramble! I am dying of fruityness! Somebody come and rescue of - I mean me. AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I love you Stephanie!
Woah! Sorry, I got caught up in the moment... how embarassing! (blush, blush, blush)
I love you Stephanie!
Woah! Sorry, I got caught up in the moment... how embarassing! (blush, blush, blush)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
So True!
Which 24 Character Are You? | |
 | You are Jack Bauer. You are an aggressive and heroic figure. You think rules are only for kids, and try to break them at least once everyday (or hour). You like to get help from others especially your best friends. To complete a task, you are willing to do whatever it takes - be it the right way or the wrong one. Also, you could totally kick Chuck Norris' rump. |
| Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com | |
I always knew it
Which Action Hero Are You? | |
 | You are MacGyver. Ingenuity is your game. Don't leave home without your sundry office supplies: rubber bands, paper clips, and the like. Life and death situations are your forte, but you may be getting too old for it. In today's eyes you're an old legend, but your first season mullet will always be remembered. |
| Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com | |
Monday, July 09, 2007
Friday, May 04, 2007
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Rude Dude.
Is it just me, or do all the rude drivers come out this time of year? I go around a truck parked on the side of the road and somebody coming the other direction beeps at me. I didn't even touch the center line. People don't move over to let you into traffic, they are always giving you dirty looks for no apparent reason, and even people walking on the side of the road are telling us to slow down when we're going 20 mph. Come on now, the road isn't meant for people to walk on anyway, it's meant for cars to drive on, so don't say "slow down" when you're the one walking in the road when you aren't supposed to.
All done, I feel better now.
All done, I feel better now.
GED (I hope)
Today I finished taking the GED test. I think I will fail. I probably got a total score of 29. Now I will have to take it all over again in like, three months. It should take from 3 to 6 weeks to get my results back.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Cheat
I'm the Cheat. Probably because I always cheat at everything I do.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!
Yeah, it had a link to the site but it's not posting properly.
Which Homestar Runner character are you?
this quiz was made by jurjyfrort
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!
Yeah, it had a link to the site but it's not posting properly.
Which Homestar Runner character are you?
this quiz was made by jurjyfrort
Friday, March 09, 2007
NEW POST HOORAY!!
I am all alive and am actually able to articulate. Nothing blogworthy has happened to me recently so don't be angry with me for failing to post in over a month. kdgdbliuyfdasulifdkbcdvbalgl. That is an alein language I just learned. I bet you don't know what it says.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
CELEBRATE!
My bloggie is now 50 posts old!!! I think I deserve some kind of medal for that. Or at least a promotion to... Semi-Cool Blogger status. My mom is a General in the blogger army. She's got like, 50,000,000,000 posts.
Yeah, so... now we need to throw a party and break open the keg (only kidding, I've never even seen a real keg) and General Mom can promote me in a very ceremonious ceremony. YAY!
Yeah, so... now we need to throw a party and break open the keg (only kidding, I've never even seen a real keg) and General Mom can promote me in a very ceremonious ceremony. YAY!
Monday, January 22, 2007
bowSnoarding
On saturday I went snowboarding at Bristol Mountain. it was fun. Brian went too. We went on the hill and I fell down a lot. I went snowboarding only once before.
Josiah Teal -5 1/2 yrs.
Yeah. That sounds pretty good. So I'm really not very good at snowboarding yet and I did fall a lot. I have lots of aches and pains right now that keep reminding me of that. I need to go again so I can get more skilled but it isn't the cheapest hobby in the world, unfortunately.
Yeah so... that's another post.
P.S. I knocked a little kid down.
Josiah Teal -5 1/2 yrs.
Yeah. That sounds pretty good. So I'm really not very good at snowboarding yet and I did fall a lot. I have lots of aches and pains right now that keep reminding me of that. I need to go again so I can get more skilled but it isn't the cheapest hobby in the world, unfortunately.
Yeah so... that's another post.
P.S. I knocked a little kid down.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Urgent Mission pt.1
Yeah so... this is a new post.
Recently, my friend from the CIA called and told me that he worked for the CIA and that he needed me to go to Clifford Ave. in Rochester because he had reason to believe that there was some kind of sinister plot unfolding that could put the whole world in danger. Unfortunately for him somebody overheard him tell me that he worked for the CIA and he was promptly taken to a maximum security prison in the Mojave desert. Now evidently, my friend somehow knew that I did recon and sting operations for the Delta Force when I was just a lad, and that was semi-creepy. Anywho, I went to the location he had disclosed to me (why he chose Clifford Ave. I'll never know) and located a fellow who was waiting for me. He showed me to a secret lair, underground where I was absolutely astonished to find my brother Jim typing on a computer. Now, as it turns out, my brother was evidently part of a secret organization known as the BPF or the Bad People Finders, and they had a job for me.
YAHOO!
Recently, my friend from the CIA called and told me that he worked for the CIA and that he needed me to go to Clifford Ave. in Rochester because he had reason to believe that there was some kind of sinister plot unfolding that could put the whole world in danger. Unfortunately for him somebody overheard him tell me that he worked for the CIA and he was promptly taken to a maximum security prison in the Mojave desert. Now evidently, my friend somehow knew that I did recon and sting operations for the Delta Force when I was just a lad, and that was semi-creepy. Anywho, I went to the location he had disclosed to me (why he chose Clifford Ave. I'll never know) and located a fellow who was waiting for me. He showed me to a secret lair, underground where I was absolutely astonished to find my brother Jim typing on a computer. Now, as it turns out, my brother was evidently part of a secret organization known as the BPF or the Bad People Finders, and they had a job for me.
YAHOO!
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